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Country needs a permanent vacation – from Obama

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The Friday Letter / Issue #140

Forbes: Give us a break

Stephen Combs in Orlando, Florida

President Obama doesn’t seem too concerned about the flak he’s getting from the right for

Steve Forbes. Photo: N.Y. Post

hiding out among the lefties on Martha’s Vineyard while major fires rage hither and yon. Possibly this is because his fawning admirers in the press fail to see what the fuss is all about.
          Steve Forbes doesn’t see a problem, either, at least when it comes to Obama’s frequent vacations. He would like to see him take more – for the sake of the country.
          “If we just got government out of the way in terms of trashing the dollar and piling on new taxes and binge spending, this economy would recover very quickly,” the

Lady Liberty: Sculpture by Auguste Bartholdi

Forbes magazine publisher said Sunday on the Fox News Channel where he is a regular panelist. “President Obama – he’s been criticized for taking vacations. If he had taken a vacation on January 20th 2009 and done nothing, the economy would be humming today and he’d be called an economic genius.”
          This could make for a great campaign commercial next year for Republicans – or, if ever we were so fortunate – a

principled Democrat mounting a primary challenge: Urge President Obama to stay out of town and let the nation heal.
          Here’s how this works in a commercial: 

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ 

Lady Liberty                      Peggy Santiglia and The Angels
Background Singers          Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain Boyfriend                            The American Voter, awakening from a 3-year sleep
Unwanted Suitor               Barack H. Obama

LADY LIBERTY: 

My boyfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
You see him comin’ better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
You been spreading lies that I was untrue
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
So look out now cause he’s comin’ after you

BARACK OBAMA:

But . . .

LADY LIBERTY:

He’s been gone for such a long time1
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
Now he’s back and things’ll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
You’re gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
Cause he’s kinda big and he’s awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
(Hey he knows I wasn’t cheatin’!)
(Now you’re gonna get a beatin’!) 

OBAMA: 

It’s George Bush’s fault, just like that stupid hurricane!

LADY LIBERTY:

(What made you think he’d believe all your lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You’re a big man now but he’ll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

OBAMA:

Shared sacrifice!

LADY LIBERTY:

My boyfriend’s back he’s gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
If I were you I’d take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend’s back)

OBAMA:

 Tax the rich! Launch Scud missiles at the corporate jets! Save the unions!  

(Exeunt all)

NOTES
1. Almost 4 years now.
“My Boyfriend’s Back” by Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein and Richard Gottehre. ©1963. Used without even asking for permission.

 

 

 

Lincoln’s advice to Obama / Remembering Durwood Merrill

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The Friday Letter – Issue #139

Collectivism: Voters have had enough

If he could set aside his narcissism for a moment, Barack Obama might begin to understand how eerily appropriate Lincoln’s words are to his own behavior: “If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can’t fool all the people all the time.”

Stephen Combs in Orlando, Florida

Durwood Merrill was lecturing our umpire school class on appearance. If you take the field looking confident, with a fresh haircut, clean shirt and pressed pants, polished shoes and

Having some laughs with Sparky Anderson, 1995 (photo: usatoday.com)

clean-shaven face, he advised, “You can get to about the fifth inning before they figure out you don’t know what you’re doing.” Of all the very funny people I knew in baseball, Durwood, a generous soul who died too young in 2003 after retiring in 1999 from the American League, was the most delightful, because he understood that the best humor usually comes attached to a measure of truth.
Barack Obama used this kind of stage trickery to win the White House. From the day he began running for President while an Illinois state senator, he has tried to hornswoggle voters into thinking there is some kind of connection between glib speechmaking and intelligence. (If there were, he would show us his grades.) In this he has the fawning adoration of an ideological ally, the press, for support.
But now it’s the fifth inning for Barack Obama. The press is still with him, but ordinary voters are beginning to look behind the false front of the movie set and are finding an empty lot. His game is up, he knows it, and he has not the slightest idea of what to do about it.
And because his inner circle is composed chiefly of people whose understanding of economics begins and ends with collectivism, Obama is hearing only what he wants to hear. From the Iowan who asked him not to lecture farmers on how to grow corn all the way back to Joe the Plummer in Ohio, Obama seems to be genetically incapable of connecting with people who actually work for a living.
When he reveals his latest jobs “plan” next month, we can expect more of the same: more taxes, more spending. This week one of his supporters told a TV interviewer it doesn’t matter how government spends the money, just as long as it spends. “Send someone to Mars,” he suggested. Let’s break some windows, too, and stimulate the economy with the insurance proceeds.
On his taxpayer-funded campaign tour of Midwestern states, President Obama said he wanted to hear from regular folks, and in this setting one might expect him to do some listening. He didn’t. All he did was talk. He made speeches. He harangued. He told Midwesterners it’s all George Bush’s fault. He’s getting older than a Milton Berle joke.

Anxiety can develop from the discovery that one is a fraud – not the discovery by others but by oneself. I experienced that feeling when, as a 105-pound high school sophomore, I was talked into an intramural boxing tournament. With perfectly bad timing, upon entering the ring I realized with unmistaken clarity that I did not belong there. But it was too late to chicken out, and I got pummeled.
You see, I had listened to “friends” who told me I should do this (“Let’s you and him fight,” they had cheered on).
I could sympathize with the stomach-churning anxiety Obama might be having now, if it weren’t for his psychopathic narcissism. He lacks the capacity to govern and is frustrated because his one-trick pony (Tax the rich!) isn’t mesmerizing the carnival crowds anymore.
I was more fortunate. My lifetime boxing record is 0-1, but I have a silver medal from that tournament because only two of us were in that weight class. Barack Obama is not so fortunate. Hands down, including Jimmy Carter, Buchanan, even Pierce, he is the Number One worst President in U.S. history. Let’s hope that record stands a long, long time.

Gingrich 1, Wallace 0. Anarchists fail in Wisconsin

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Herman Cain: America needs to learn how to take a joke

Issue #138

Stephen Combs in Sarasota, Florida

Fox News commentators, led by the cerebral, always  insightful conservative Democrat Peter Johnson Jr., were congratulating the  network for its outstanding performance in the Republican presidential debate  last night in Ames, Iowa. The questioning was tough, they all  agreed, putting to rest the claim by Fox competitors that the network is a patsy for the GOP.

The questioning was tough, in stark contrast to what  someone like Bob Schieffer of CBS News, for example, would serve up in slow-pitch  softball fashion to his Democrat pals. But some of it was petty and amateurish.  Byron York of the Washington Examiner wanted to know if Michelle Bachmann is  subservient to her husband. The young female reporter from the Examiner chirped her scripted questions with all the maturity of an 8th grader  narrating the school variety show.

The big  loser was Chris Wallace, whose Gotcha! interrogation style we have criticized  in the past. Newt Gingrich even used the term last night when Wallace asked a
by-now shopworn question about Newt’s ability to lead given the mass exodus of
his campaign staff.

Earlier,  moderator Bret Baier had asked the 8 candidates to can the spin and stick to
substance. “I took  seriously Bret’s injunction to put aside the talking points,” Gingrich told  Wallace, “and I wish you would put aside the gotcha questions. I intend to run  on ideas.”

The fiery  exchange was one of the evening’s highlights, and it served to show how the
Republican field is becoming feisty and energized. As more than one commentator
observed afterwards, the more they do this, the better they get.

Wallace, in  rebuttal: “You have to be responsible.”
Gingrich:  “There’s too much attention paid by the press corps to the campaign minutiae”
and too little attention “to the basic ideas that distinguish us from Barack
Obama.”

Except for  his participation in a brief round of questions that followed, Wallace was not
heard from the rest of the evening. He, you remember, asked Michelle Bachmann a few weeks ago if she were a flake, an attempt to belittle her that backfired  and forced him to apologize.

Self-styled analysts picked the winners, but it was high-tech  pollster Frank Luntz who named Romney and Gingrich the big winners. Our take is this: Except for the obvious two losers, Ron Paul, a crackpot, and Jon  Huntsman, a liberal, any of the six other Republican candidates would make a  more competent President than the one we have now. Any of them would run Barack Obama through the shredder and leave him in a bloody heap in debates.

And the leftist media know this. It was fascinating to watch their reactions, from the predictably furious Lawrence O’Donnell Thursday night to the lefty-libs on Morning Joe Friday  morning. Whom they attack they fear the most: Rick Perry (not even there),
Sarah Palin (not even there) and Michelle Bachman.

Ron Paul’s Gerald Ford moment

Congressman Paul drew applause from his vocal libertarian supporters with his claim that Iran is not a threat to Israel or the rest of the Middle East. It was Dr. Paul’s Gerald Ford moment (when Ford claimed in a 1976 debate with Jimmy Carter that Poland was not
under Soviet control). That pretty much finished off President Ford. Let’s hope we’ve heard the last from Ron Paul. But we doubt it.

Media yawn at GOP hold on Wisconsin Senate

It’s a good bet that most of the country views the Wisconsin Senate recall elections as transient, marginally amusing entertainment, a soap opera quickly to be forgotten in a world concerned with the more weighty matters of Hollywood and criminal celebrity. If we want to know something about politics we will consult our country’s eminent scholars – Bill Maher, Katie Couric, Rachel Maddow. If we want to understand the economics of U.S.
healthcare, we will turn to Canada’s Nobel Prize-winning economist, Justin Bieber. If we need advice on child-rearing, let’s query Casey Anthony. If we want . . . well, you get the
picture.

For those just tuning in, here are the facts: In the Aug. 9 election six Republican incumbents faced recall. Democrats needed to defeat three of them to re-take control of the Senate. They won only two, and Republicans retain control. Next Tuesday three Democrats face recall, and if Republicans win two of those, the balance of power goes right back to  where it was, 19 Republicans and 14 Democrats.

While  ordinary Americans might have to think for a minute about why these elections
are important, the special interest pressure groups that financed them had no such uncertainty. The Wisconsin Democracy Campaign reported that all but $5.1  million of the $33 million spent on the campaign came from outside Wisconsin. The leader was a coalition of unions that spent $9.8 million trying to unseat the six Republican Senators.

The  leftists who engineered the insurrection are reliable Democrat Party satellites: teacher and public employee unions mobs, for the most part. Their complaint was straightforward: Governor Scott Walker and Republicans in the legislature did what they promised to do – cut spending, curb the union chokehold on state finances and balance the budget. Intolerable Acts, the statists bellowed.

The outcome was so disappointing to Democrats and their media friends that ABC News ignored the story, the Media Research Center reported.

If Wisconsin wants to runs its affairs this way, it stands on firm legal ground under the 10th Amendment to the Constitution. But as the nation has witnessed in Wisconsin beginning in January when union mobs and other leftists took over and trashed the Statehouse, recall-at-will laws can foment near-anarchy. The mayhem in Wisconsin is the chaotic
result.

It’s a little puzzling to this outsider that rational voters would seek to add more members of a cowardly delegation – all 14 Democrat senators – that fled the state to prevent a quorum from voting on a lawful bill.

Lawmakers are elected to terms, and only chaos can be the end product of a system where
single-issue zealots can bring on mid-term termination. At the federal level, we allow profoundly incompetent Presidents like Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama to finish their terms, even at great cost to the nation. If recall had been an option in 1982, President Reagan would never have completed his first term.

The recall of a state lawmaker who displeases those who fancy themselves as kingmakers mocks the rule of law – as well as order and civility. If Wisconsin voters – not special interest groups affiliated with the Democrat Party – want to give control of their Senate back to the Democrats, let them win the next election.

Matt Seaholm is state director of the Wisconsin chapter of Americans for Prosperity, a group that supported the Republicans. If Democrats had prevailed, he told the
Christian Science Monitor, “They’ll be looking to recall the governor and put Wisconsin into a further perpetual election cycle, instead of letting elected officials govern.”

 

 

 

Reversing Obama damage will take generations

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Only lefty-libs could call this a ‘cut’

Issue #137

Stephen Combs in Orlando, Florida

The radio airwaves are sizzling with rage this week over the debt ceiling vote. It’s understandable: Obama gets to increase spending now, and the agreed-to cuts may be phantom because they are spread over 10 years. Future Congresses, if improperly elected, may ignore the deal and keep on spending like they have been, and we won’t be able to stop them.
Worse, as the commentator Rush Limbaugh noted a couple of days ago, a spending “cut” in government parlance is a reduction in the planned increase. If spending rises by only $8 trillion instead of $10 trillion, Congress will call that a “cut.” Only in government does this pass for reality.
Harken back to 1993 when Leon Panetta, President Clinton’s chief of staff, was telling a gullible Bob Schieffer that Republicans wanted to “cut” Medicare spending because they favored only a 3% increase above inflation, not the 7% Democrats demanded. Schieffer bought that line and CBS News dutifully reported that Lucifer and the GOP were going to kick Granny out of the nursing home and let her starve on the sidewalk. Nothing has changed in the ensuing 18 years in how statist Democrats think or in how the dinosaur press reports it.
That said, let’s view this from another angle. Democrats know they have awakened a sleeping giant, for the tea party and its Congressional caucus are not fading as they had hoped. Why else would Joe Biden call the tea party patriots “terrorists”? Why would Democrat Senators call them “extremists,” people who “hold a gun to the head” of Barack Obama?
We know the answer: Because the Left cannot prevail in the marketplace of ideas, it resorts to ad hominem attacks on its enemies. And the tea party is clearly the enemy of the Obama White House, Congressional Democrats and their leftist enablers. Name-calling is much easier than having to actually craft a logical argument and support it with evidence. (Real terrorist jihadists they call “dissidents.”)
The Left fears the tea party today, regardless of one’s opinion on who won and who lost the debt ceiling battle. By their very words Democrats show they are desperate.

An old Indian proverb says don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. Angry folks planning a primary challenge of Speaker John Boehner are wasting precious energy that needs to be directed at two goals: defeat Barack Obama and take control of the Senate.
“Tea Partyers shouldn’t lament that their preferred Cut, Cap, Balance approach, which passed the House, is impossible to get enacted into law in 2011,” an Investor’s Business Daily editorial urged just before the Monday vote. “Rather, they should take pride in realizing that because of their movement, real spending reform is indeed politically possible – just not this year.”
Politics, Bismarck observed, “is the art of the possible, the attainable – the art of the next best.”
Tea partiers helped send 87 freshman Republicans to the House, and their desire for uncompromised total victory is understandable. After all, the movement is still in its infancy. Its operational outlook will become more practical, and there is no better time for that than right now.
Getting the spending monster under control will take more election cycles than one can calculate. Nobody born since the failed days of the Great Society knows what it was like to live in an America of self-reliance and freedom from dependence on government. Reversing this unquestioned acceptance of the nanny state as normal may take a couple of generations.

Who are the terrorists?

According to Vice President Joe Biden and leading Senate Democrats such as Chuck Schumer, Congressmen and Senators who voted for the debt ceiling increase are terrorists and extremists. Who are these enemies of the United States? The breakdown:
Democrats voting Yea, 95. Tea Party caucus Republicans voting Yea, 34.
And so, officials at the highest level of our government have identified 95 of their own plus 34 Republicans as terrorists and extremists. If Eric Holder can find some time in his busy schedule of running guns to Mexico and waging war on border control, he needs to start putting together some indictments, 129 of them to be exact.

Today’s numbers

Unemployment 9.1%
Non-farm jobs added in July 117,000
Change in total number of people working in July: down by 38,000
Increase in number of people on food stamps from a year ago: 12%

In their own words

That First Amendment thing is so 80’s!
“The media in America has a bigger responsibility than it’s exercising today. The media has got to begin to not give equal time or equal balance to an absolutely absurd notion just because somebody asserts it or simply because somebody says something which everybody knows is not factual.”  — Senator John Kerry on the Tea Party role in raising the debt ceiling, interviewed this morning on MSNBC.

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